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my dad said that this knife he was looking at was too thin and i said ‘all the better to slit throats with’ and he didn’t even react
he said that he’s used to hearing my satanic homicidal remarks
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83% is spent on housing in Vancouver. Versus 43% being the median for the rest of the country.
I am so over this damn city. The housing is shit and the people are cold, pretentious, self absorbed, materialistic, insecure douchnozzles.
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
whY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
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“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
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